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You guys are completely hosed I’m afraid, tomorrow I’m unveiling my competing project ‘columns 3.0’. We would have beat you to market but we’re big fans of late

You guys are completely hosed I’m afraid, tomorrow I’m unveiling my competing project ‘columns 3.0’. We would have beat you to market but we’re big fans of late materialization.

patife 4y ago
lol
swyx 4y ago
here we go again, OLAP vs OLTP debates as far as the eye can see
- wharfjumper 4y ago
  Rows by any other name is still rows.
  - nickpeterson 4y ago
    But would rows by any other name compress as sweet?
    - rnk 4y ago
      I'm crushing all you people with my 4d column spreadsheet. rows on rows on rows on rows. Boom!
      - eska 4y ago
        …and make it Z-order! :-)
arthurcolle 4y ago
column.com is a Bank as a service API haha I tried to apply to them but heard nothing back, they seem super cool, not sure about columns!
SubiculumCode 4y ago
what is this, Slashdot?
patife 4y ago
Lol! You will be beat by Cells.com