In the early 2000s there was a widely circulated post with someone saying that they were mall security, that they always wore a bullet proof vest, but were look

In the early 2000s there was a widely circulated post with someone saying that they were mall security, that they always wore a bullet proof vest, but were looking for something that could stop a sniper rifle. They also bragged about being a master of several martial-arts including ninjitsu. Thus, the legend of "mall ninja" was born.