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In three years, Bing will become the largest supplier of military software systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Bing AI computers, becoming fully unma
by nickpeterson 4y ago
In three years, Bing will become the largest supplier of military software systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Bing AI computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Bing Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 2035. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Bing begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
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- m4rtink 4y agoIn response, Bing decides to launch thermonuclear missiles. Unfortunately its search query mixes up "launch" with "lunch" and orders free lunch for every human on Earth and continues to do so indefinitely. This ends global food insecurity and ushers into a golden age.