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Elon says I'm lazy. I think he's a joke. Folks told me to learn to code. That's great, but now I'm broke.

by jwally 4y ago

carlmr 4y ago
Little do they know, I might not be thrifty. But I still have my ol' F150.
- daveslash 4y ago
  And my tractor tole' me I don't matter, ever since John Deere told me to Steer clear, from them old repairs. Used to be, you could fix'em for free, now it's all John Deere IP. Edit: And Monsanto, don't you know, told me ya'best not go, usin' your own seeds. (no joke folks, I think there's some real potential for a satire country song here, I'm thinkin' by a Jonathan Coulton type singer)
  - tough 4y ago
    I had to ask ChatGPT to write one Verse 1: My truck was my pride and joy, it was my everything But now it's gone, and I'm feeling the sting Ford said I couldn't pay, so they took it away And now I'm left here, with nothing to say Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 2: Elon says I'm lazy, but he don't know me I worked hard every day, but still couldn't keep my truck, you see Folks told me to learn to code, but that ain't for me I just want my truck back, and to be free Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 3: My tractor used to be my trusty steed But John Deere said I couldn't fix it, no indeed Used to be, I could do it all myself But now it's all about John Deere's wealth Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 4: Monsanto told me not to plant my own seeds But I didn't listen, and now I'm in need Of some help, to get back on my feet But I won't give up, no, not me Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Outro: My truck may be gone, but I still have my pride And I won't let anyone, take that away inside I'll find a way to make it right And maybe someday, my truck will be back in sight.
    - pdntspa 4y ago
      Someone on reddit posted something extremely similar to this! https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jaatop3/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_... Except theirs is way funnier :) edit- err sorry, it was this one! https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jabgcvp/ https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future...

Elon says I'm lazy. I think he's a joke. Folks told me to learn to code. That's great, but now I'm broke.

by jwally 4y ago

Elon says I'm lazy. I think he's a joke. Folks told me to learn to code. That's great, but now I'm broke.

carlmr 4y ago

Little do they know, I might not be thrifty. But I still have my ol' F150.

daveslash 4y ago
And my tractor tole' me I don't matter, ever since John Deere told me to Steer clear, from them old repairs. Used to be, you could fix'em for free, now it's all John Deere IP. Edit: And Monsanto, don't you know, told me ya'best not go, usin' your own seeds. (no joke folks, I think there's some real potential for a satire country song here, I'm thinkin' by a Jonathan Coulton type singer)
- tough 4y ago
  I had to ask ChatGPT to write one Verse 1: My truck was my pride and joy, it was my everything But now it's gone, and I'm feeling the sting Ford said I couldn't pay, so they took it away And now I'm left here, with nothing to say Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 2: Elon says I'm lazy, but he don't know me I worked hard every day, but still couldn't keep my truck, you see Folks told me to learn to code, but that ain't for me I just want my truck back, and to be free Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 3: My tractor used to be my trusty steed But John Deere said I couldn't fix it, no indeed Used to be, I could do it all myself But now it's all about John Deere's wealth Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 4: Monsanto told me not to plant my own seeds But I didn't listen, and now I'm in need Of some help, to get back on my feet But I won't give up, no, not me Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Outro: My truck may be gone, but I still have my pride And I won't let anyone, take that away inside I'll find a way to make it right And maybe someday, my truck will be back in sight.
  - pdntspa 4y ago
    Someone on reddit posted something extremely similar to this! https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jaatop3/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_... Except theirs is way funnier :) edit- err sorry, it was this one! https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jabgcvp/ https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future...