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"but I won't let that bother me like it does other folk. I'll stand out on the roadside, thumb up in the air, and wait for some good passer buy to show me that

"but I won't let that bother me like it does other folk. I'll stand out on the roadside, thumb up in the air, and wait for some good passer buy to show me that they care"

Forgeties79 4y ago
Aite I'm sold
jwally 4y ago
Elon says I'm lazy. I think he's a joke. Folks told me to learn to code. That's great, but now I'm broke.
- carlmr 4y ago
  Little do they know, I might not be thrifty. But I still have my ol' F150.
  - daveslash 4y ago
    And my tractor tole' me I don't matter, ever since John Deere told me to Steer clear, from them old repairs. Used to be, you could fix'em for free, now it's all John Deere IP. Edit: And Monsanto, don't you know, told me ya'best not go, usin' your own seeds. (no joke folks, I think there's some real potential for a satire country song here, I'm thinkin' by a Jonathan Coulton type singer)
    - tough 4y ago
      I had to ask ChatGPT to write one Verse 1: My truck was my pride and joy, it was my everything But now it's gone, and I'm feeling the sting Ford said I couldn't pay, so they took it away And now I'm left here, with nothing to say Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 2: Elon says I'm lazy, but he don't know me I worked hard every day, but still couldn't keep my truck, you see Folks told me to learn to code, but that ain't for me I just want my truck back, and to be free Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 3: My tractor used to be my trusty steed But John Deere said I couldn't fix it, no indeed Used to be, I could do it all myself But now it's all about John Deere's wealth Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 4: Monsanto told me not to plant my own seeds But I didn't listen, and now I'm in need Of some help, to get back on my feet But I won't give up, no, not me Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Outro: My truck may be gone, but I still have my pride And I won't let anyone, take that away inside I'll find a way to make it right And maybe someday, my truck will be back in sight.
      - pdntspa 4y ago
        Someone on reddit posted something extremely similar to this! https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jaatop3/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_... Except theirs is way funnier :) edit- err sorry, it was this one! https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jabgcvp/ https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future...

"but I won't let that bother me like it does other folk. I'll stand out on the roadside, thumb up in the air, and wait for some good passer buy to show me that they care"

Forgeties79 4y ago

Aite I'm sold

jwally 4y ago

Elon says I'm lazy. I think he's a joke. Folks told me to learn to code. That's great, but now I'm broke.

carlmr 4y ago
Little do they know, I might not be thrifty. But I still have my ol' F150.
- daveslash 4y ago
  And my tractor tole' me I don't matter, ever since John Deere told me to Steer clear, from them old repairs. Used to be, you could fix'em for free, now it's all John Deere IP. Edit: And Monsanto, don't you know, told me ya'best not go, usin' your own seeds. (no joke folks, I think there's some real potential for a satire country song here, I'm thinkin' by a Jonathan Coulton type singer)
  - tough 4y ago
    I had to ask ChatGPT to write one Verse 1: My truck was my pride and joy, it was my everything But now it's gone, and I'm feeling the sting Ford said I couldn't pay, so they took it away And now I'm left here, with nothing to say Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 2: Elon says I'm lazy, but he don't know me I worked hard every day, but still couldn't keep my truck, you see Folks told me to learn to code, but that ain't for me I just want my truck back, and to be free Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 3: My tractor used to be my trusty steed But John Deere said I couldn't fix it, no indeed Used to be, I could do it all myself But now it's all about John Deere's wealth Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Verse 4: Monsanto told me not to plant my own seeds But I didn't listen, and now I'm in need Of some help, to get back on my feet But I won't give up, no, not me Chorus: My truck done left me, and my heart is broke I'm just a heartbroken man, and it ain't no joke But I'll find a way to get back on my feet And maybe someday, my truck and I will meet Outro: My truck may be gone, but I still have my pride And I won't let anyone, take that away inside I'll find a way to make it right And maybe someday, my truck will be back in sight.
    - pdntspa 4y ago
      Someone on reddit posted something extremely similar to this! https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jaatop3/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/11dnngu/future_... Except theirs is way funnier :) edit- err sorry, it was this one! https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future_fords_could_repossess_themselves_and_drive/jabgcvp/ https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/11drf6o/future...