I've known a couple of possessed Fords. I think antique car restoration and modernization is going to be a great business to be in for the next 20yr or so. At

I've known a couple of possessed Fords. I think antique car restoration and modernization is going to be a great business to be in for the next 20yr or so. At least the demons in older cars can be propitiated with minor rituals like a fetish hung on the mirror or the occasional blood sacrifice. This shit is going to lead to hilarious scenes of cars flocking places because of a node.js bug. edit: i forsee "car leashes"; probably something in the nature of a parking boot so make sure the car stays immobile or becomes nonviable. And there's always the trick of jackstands and hiding the wheels at night.