All the fantastic stories about my imaginary friend stopped as soon as some random monkeys discovered how to write and how to cross verify evidence. Dude, trus

All the fantastic stories about my imaginary friend stopped as soon as some random monkeys discovered how to write and how to cross verify evidence. Dude, trust me, my imaginary friend is legit. You should read my imaginary friendship book bro, my imaginary friend wrote it with the help of some random dude because despite being ommipotent my imaginary friend cannot write his own book apparently. And despite being everywhere you need to visit my imaginary friend by entering a specific structure built by some random dude. If you sacrifice your non imaginary life you can go to my imaginary friend's crib in an imaginary afterlife. It's a more than fair deal.