> Because with Java you have to write inflated Fugu, R is too specific and it lacks the vast ecosystem of Python, and Perl causes eye cancer. Tell me you know

> Because with Java you have to write inflated Fugu, R is too specific and it lacks the vast ecosystem of Python, and Perl causes eye cancer. Tell me you know nothing about academia without telling me you know nothing about academia. R is a staple of anything statistics, Java is immensely used, and Perl is the backbone of half of bioinformatics.