In cities: Parking? Yes, there is parking. Of course there's parking... in the general area. Oh, you were driving in from 6 hours away and relying on it? Sorry,

In cities: Parking? Yes, there is parking. Of course there's parking... in the general area. Oh, you were driving in from 6 hours away and relying on it? Sorry, we're gonna go no-contact at 11pm for the rest of your stay. Enjoy! In rural areas: whoopsie the romantic getaway with a claw foot bathtub also has disgusting well water that stinks and stains everything it touches. Btw, you should buy and drink bottled water only here; According to the printed instructions left on the kitchen table that you'll only get to see after arriving. P.s. Complain about this and we'll leave a bad review on you. I still have a couple hundred dollars of credit on my account from my last shit stay and I'm not even going to use it, I'm so fucking done with AirBnB.