What's not to love about the story concerning Vanderbilt University "equity workers" using AI to craft a statement intended to soothe the minds of students in t

What's not to love about the story concerning Vanderbilt University "equity workers" using AI to craft a statement intended to soothe the minds of students in the wake of a mass shooting? First, it shows that said "equity workers" are a bunch of oxymoronic slackers who can't be bothered to do any real work. Second, it demonstrates the lame hollowness of Woke rhetoric: mere duckspeak, to use the evocative Newspeak word coined by Mr. Orwell. If a human Wokester had written the statement, it wouldn't have been much different, right? Third, the fact that such a statement was required at all reminds us that America's institutions of higher learning have been reduced to the status of daycare centers for achingly sensitive twentysomething snowflakes for whom life's realities are just too, too painful...