> The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking national, international, and local news

> The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered coverage of breaking national, international, and local news events. Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history. Excellent!