>> If we had just agiled a little harder This shows the uncanny parallel between Agile and religious sects. If you agiled and failed, you should have agiled ha

>> If we had just agiled a little harder This shows the uncanny parallel between Agile and religious sects. If you agiled and failed, you should have agiled harder. Or, even better, part with your hard-earned cash on Agile coaches to show you the one True Path™. There is only one canonical work, be it a relatively short one, the Agile Manifesto. However, there are multiple interpretations, with each faction claiming they are the one True Path™ to reach enlightenment. Each of these factions has culturally appropriated existing concepts, such as daily stand-ups and backlogs, and claims these are unique to their implementation of Agile. That leaves you to wonder how developers managed in the dark ages, before the Agile revolution. Did developers chuck out unassigned tickets with their poo buckets on the streets? Could they only deliver Babylonian towers as they lacked a way to communicate with each other daily?