If software companies sold knives, this is how it would work: You market them as iButter knives. They are actually carving knives. Half of the users are 14 yea

If software companies sold knives, this is how it would work: You market them as iButter knives. They are actually carving knives. Half of the users are 14 years old. You give the knives away for free, but the knives steal 1% of any food they cut. Sometimes butter knife needs an software update in the middle of cooking. If you sharpen the knives you lose warranty. Company says you should buy a new one regularly. They come with a bug, when iButter knife is used on Cheese, they spontaneously transform into chainsaws. The company says it's not a real problem because using iButter knife on anything else is against EULA