I like how the "voice of truth" also claims to be a pirate and have balls the size of beanbags. No sarcasm about the voice of truth, though: only Maddox writes

I like how the "voice of truth" also claims to be a pirate and have balls the size of beanbags. No sarcasm about the voice of truth, though: only Maddox writes obnoxiously enough to be heard over every other idiot nerd fanboy blog.