"Rather than retelling it as a subjective narrative, you could retell it as an objective or omniscient narrator. It would sound completely ridiculous if the lis

"Rather than retelling it as a subjective narrative, you could retell it as an objective or omniscient narrator. It would sound completely ridiculous if the listener realizes that you're just telling your account from your perspective, particularly if you need to refer to yourself in the third person", said fluoridation as he thought how absurd the idea even is.