Project this into the future and all text written past and new will be converted into a bland gray blob catering to any imagined sensitivities, including those

Project this into the future and all text written past and new will be converted into a bland gray blob catering to any imagined sensitivities, including those still to be invented. "Updated for a modern audience" as they say, where "modern audience" is 0.01% chronically online unhinged activists. So be it. Guess which tool is really awesome at spitting out such bland texts? Checkmate, "writers".