I must point out for the record that this problem isn't novel. Apologies for bringing up his name here, but JWZ labeled this phenomenon "CADT," the "cascade of

I must point out for the record that this problem isn't novel. Apologies for bringing up his name here, but JWZ labeled this phenomenon "CADT," the "cascade of attention-defecit teenagers" model of development, all the way back in 2003.