At least this guy isn't pitching himself as a marketer because his resume is a huge fail. He clearly read the memo about what constitutes as design porn. Now,

At least this guy isn't pitching himself as a marketer because his resume is a huge fail. He clearly read the memo about what constitutes as design porn. Now, he should invest in learning about audience expectation and communicating signal. For starters, the so-called resume is pretty difficult to parse if someone is trying to quickly gauge to interview you or not.