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I caught a guy stealing a neighbor's bike and told him "Why don't we do this instead, I give you mine, and you never return because if you do I'll fry your eyeb
by spiritplumber 4y ago
I caught a guy stealing a neighbor's bike and told him "Why don't we do this instead, I give you mine, and you never return because if you do I'll fry your eyeballs with an industrial laser", he took it, and I got an excuse to buy a new bike.
(Not actually an industrial laser)
- p1esk 4y agoI can't imagine the situation you described. Was he just standing there having a conversation with you?
- spiritplumber 4y agoyes because he was in my neighbor's back yard and there was only one way out unless he could jump a 5' fence. not sure where my neighbor was at the time. she's a french teacher so this guy got off lucky that i got to him first, lol
- lotophage 4y agoWhat would she do to him? Make him conjugate irregular French verbs?
- spiritplumber 4y agoor worse!