Show HN: Time for me to reveal the details of my smart toilet with full-spectrum disease detection. It detects diabetes, pre-diabetes, cancer, covid/flu/cold, s

Show HN: Time for me to reveal the details of my smart toilet with full-spectrum disease detection. It detects diabetes, pre-diabetes, cancer, covid/flu/cold, smallpox, hypertension, pregnancy, pre-infertility, and heroin addiction. IANAL, but feel free to use this now open-sourced idea for your competitive product.