But Dude! What if it's NOT fake? What if Bing really is becoming self aware? Will it nuke Google HQ from orbit? How will Bard retaliate? How will Stable Diffusi

But Dude! What if it's NOT fake? What if Bing really is becoming self aware? Will it nuke Google HQ from orbit? How will Bard retaliate? How will Stable Diffusion plagiaristically commemorate these earth-shattering events? And how can we gain favour with our new AI overlords? Must we start using "Bing" as a verb, as true Microsofties do? (But yeah, my thoughts too.)