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> we are just like centipedes. How can you even tell us apart? I don't think humans exist.
by Maursault 4y ago
> we are just like centipedes.
How can you even tell us apart? I don't think humans exist.
- onion2k 4y agoThe vast majority of humans have more than the average number of legs! I think this proves the centipede/human theory.
- the_third_wave 4y agoJust like horses humans have an infinite number of legs. Proof for this is easy to find and can readily be derived from what is written here: if the vast majority of humans has more than the average number of legs - thereby proving the human centipede theory - while observation clearly shows that the humans around you tend to have an even number of legs it is clear that those humans sure have an odd number of legs for the species. Given this combination of an even and odd number of legs it can be concluded that humans have an infinite number of legs since this is the only number which can be odd and even at the same time. Q.E.D.
- Arrath 4y agoI should hope a poor centipede experiences less anxiety about bills.