The plain English doesn't mean dick to a judge though. A Mexican here on a non-immigrant visa is most definitely a person but absent a few exceptions, you are

The plain English doesn't mean dick to a judge though. A Mexican here on a non-immigrant visa is most definitely a person but absent a few exceptions, you are going to jail if found with a gun. No matter that right is ascribed to "people" not "citizens." It's only through a lot of not-plain-english mumbo jumbo that you might discover the Mexican is not a person to the judge. Weev is definitely an interesting case. He was released after conviction for being tried apparently in the wrong jurisdiction. It appears his prosecution was incompetent, or stupid. He somehow ended up with a Transnistria passport and resides in Ukraine, afraid they will re-prosecute the case in the correct court next time. He still appears here occasionally under the name 'rabite'.