Petulant Child: "Why did you guys even have me then?!?!" Mother: "Well, actually we didn't know that it would be you" <long beat> Mother: "We were hoping for

Petulant Child: "Why did you guys even have me then?!?!" Mother: "Well, actually we didn't know that it would be you" <long beat> Mother: "We were hoping for someone with a job" - stand-up comic Mrs. Hughes