I've got a funny version of this one: In university, there was a page giving reviews of the canteen's daily soup. The english translation of this name could be

I've got a funny version of this one: In university, there was a page giving reviews of the canteen's daily soup. The english translation of this name could be "How does the canteen's soup taste today?". My friends were running it, and one day to piss them off I started another page, "How does the canteen's soup really taste today?". And as expected,they asked all their followers to go report my competitor page. So fast forward to now, 4 years later. Maybe a last report was the final straw, and I've just received a notification that my page would be shutdown... And at the same time, surprise! My personal Facebook account gets deactivated too for violating community standards! An automatic email notifies me that my account is deactivated, so I reply something like "please don't delete my account, all I did was post soup reviews that went against the deep state of soup reviews". Probably Facebook is also controlled by the soup-review-deepstate, because their next automatic email mentions that my account is now deleted. So in that process, I didn't get to talk to any human, and my account created over 10 years ago gets deleted along with all my Messenger history, and thousands of memories. But in the end, I'm not unhappy: at least I won't lose anymore time scrolling on that hell of a an empty network.