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Makes sense that it was called the Sea Witch, after all witches are also made of wood.

• zen_of_prog 4y ago
  I would think the weight would play a much greater role than the material. The Sea Witch would have to be pretty light, since a witch weighs the same as a duck.
  • girvo 4y ago
    I thought witches sink rather than float, though?
    • askvictor 4y ago
      Nah; that's how you tell they're witches. If they sink, they're not witches. If they float, they're witches and must be burned at the stake. Flawless logic.
      • fghorow 4y ago
        "Fair cop, then."
      • batch12 4y ago
        Well, that's messy. One could just use a duck to derive if they float and stay dry.
• the_third_wave 4y ago
  That, plus the fact that being a witch she'd weigh the same as a duck. Now imagine a wooden duck with a few thousand square metres of sail and you've got yourself a blazingly fast witch.