This might be a spoiler. There are some brilliant levels of sarcasm going on in this article. Sarcasm inside of sarcasm. An infinite recursion of sarcasm, an o

This might be a spoiler. There are some brilliant levels of sarcasm going on in this article. Sarcasm inside of sarcasm. An infinite recursion of sarcasm, an out-and-out brainfsck. All the while, with the question still lingering in your head, "This is all just hypothetical, right? RIGHT?" NPM is a mess. And we haven't even discussed what's happening in all the other repositories like nuget, pypi, maven, docker hub, crates.io, gems, etc.