Whenever I run into 'Contact Sales', I translate that into 'We have hired unemployed used car salesmen. They assure us they can con you out of more money if th

Whenever I run into 'Contact Sales', I translate that into 'We have hired unemployed used car salesmen. They assure us they can con you out of more money if they get a chance to talk to you.' I realize it might not be a fair assessment, but it is always where my brain goes. And then I move on, to a competitor. I only contact sales if you are literally the ONLY one with what I need. But that is rare.