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> A Message to T-Mobile Employees > Hey Mobsters! > It's with a heavy heart that I must deliver the news that due to unforeseen circumstances, 10% of our team
by lamontcg 4y ago
> A Message to T-Mobile Employees
> Hey Mobsters!
> It's with a heavy heart that I must deliver the news that due to unforeseen circumstances, 10% of our team is being laid off. It has been a difficult decision to make, but I take full responsibility for it.
> Unfortunately, too many sales were the root cause of this decision. To ensure our success in the future, it was necessary to make difficult choices like this. As you know, too much of a good thing is not good for our business model.
> We want to thank all of those who have worked so hard for us and wish them luck in their future endeavors.
> Sincerely,
> John "The Shark" Legere
- lamontcg 4y agoFrom the giving management too many ideas file: > The reason for the layoff is a little more unusual than most. After much consideration and brainstorming, we concluded that the best way to stay afloat as a company was to implement a system of waterboarding. By doing this we would be able to save on business costs, as the process would be faster and more efficient than other methods of management.