Of all the claims of things these chatbots are getting good at, its only getting a laugh out of me that actually works. The Onion could have launched this satir

Of all the claims of things these chatbots are getting good at, its only getting a laugh out of me that actually works. The Onion could have launched this satire as a service. > His high-volume words triggered a massive sonic blast that traveled around the room and dispersed throughout the office. After further analysis, it turns out these sonic waves contained the most severe form of mouth herpes, resulting in the infection of many of our hardworking staff members! > The outbreak was so bad that our staff productivity decreased by almost 50%, and since the current economic conditions wouldn't allow us to make any budget adjustments, the only way to keep this company afloat was to layoff 15% of our workforce. Again, I want to apologize on behalf of the entire Sony team and I want to thank all of you for your hard work and dedication. > Yours faithfully, Kenny 'Herpesmouth' Yoshida