3 ms·

Time dilation is what you need.

• contravariant 4y ago
  Though that does have the slight side effect of ageing the rest of the world as well.
  • lisper 4y ago
    Sometimes you have to make some sacrifices for good cheese.
    • contravariant 4y ago
      And if you don't happen to take some cheese with you you're likely to age all cheese in existence, which is nice.
      • lisper 4y ago
        Not take cheese??? How could you even think such a thing? You monster!
        • contravariant 4y ago
          You can't have your cheese and age it too.