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I’d kickstart this, I want older cheese faster.
by interlock 4y ago
I’d kickstart this, I want older cheese faster.
- lisper 4y agoTime dilation is what you need.
- contravariant 4y agoThough that does have the slight side effect of ageing the rest of the world as well.
- lisper 4y agoSometimes you have to make some sacrifices for good cheese.
- contravariant 4y agoAnd if you don't happen to take some cheese with you you're likely to age all cheese in existence, which is nice.
- lisper 4y agoNot take cheese??? How could you even think such a thing? You monster!
- contravariant 4y agoYou can't have your cheese and age it too.
- graphe 4y agoI'm no expert but why not just introduce more bacteria? It would colonize faster.