Yeah; we need plant patents, because without them Baggett couldn't have patented his broccolli. Oh, wait - he wouldn't have needed to patent his broccolli, bec

Yeah; we need plant patents, because without them Baggett couldn't have patented his broccolli. Oh, wait - he wouldn't have needed to patent his broccolli, because Monsanto wouldn't have been able to patent it against him.