I had a girlfriend who believed she was going to live forever thru veganism and Yoga so her main concern was how to replenish the sun with hydrogen. When I real

I had a girlfriend who believed she was going to live forever thru veganism and Yoga so her main concern was how to replenish the sun with hydrogen. When I realized after awhile she wasn't joking, I started thinking about schizophrenia but there was no way to talk about it with her because she really believed what she was saying, so I had to break it off. Bipolar mania on the other hand looks like, "hey the sun is going to burn out and we're all going to die anyway so I'm cashing out my retirement account to see what I can do with it in Las Vegas!"