Ah ah ah, did you hear about the hacker who tried to post a news article on Hacker News, but couldn't get past the captcha? Ah ah ah! ^ I asked for a joke abou

Ah ah ah, did you hear about the hacker who tried to post a news article on Hacker News, but couldn't get past the captcha? Ah ah ah! ^ I asked for a joke about HN in the same style as OP