I know you're being sarcastic, but this is a real problem - I haven't seen a new Sherlock Holmes story from Arthur Conan Doyle in at least 5 years, and this is

I know you're being sarcastic, but this is a real problem - I haven't seen a new Sherlock Holmes story from Arthur Conan Doyle in at least 5 years, and this is surely. because the anemic copyright protection his early stories received. :D