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> Catholics also believe in demonic possession, hell, and exorcism. Not the first things a priest will tell you though :) Because the first thing anyone will t

> Catholics also believe in demonic possession, hell, and exorcism. Not the first things a priest will tell you though :) Because the first thing anyone will tell you is almost always a greeting, their name, or "excuse me."

gpderetta 4y ago
There is also the classic "what are you doing in my home!"
- bombcar 4y ago
  I mean "The hell you devil doing in my home!" would satisfy both.