"Mock tudor" is an abomination. Fake lead-paned windows? Fake beams that are too low, so people bump their heads? There are some old country pubs with low ceil

"Mock tudor" is an abomination. Fake lead-paned windows? Fake beams that are too low, so people bump their heads? There are some old country pubs with low ceilings and beams; but they're low because back in the day, people were shorter. So you see beams labelled "Duck or grouse". It's mad that they chose to emulate in a moving train a dangerous mis-feature of old pubs. Phonyness all is phony, to misquote The Zim.