CRUD only, wow, so easy!!! I'm pretty sure someone has seen the following joke: The husband told by the wife: "Buy a watermelon, if you see eggs, buy a dozen"

CRUD only, wow, so easy!!! I'm pretty sure someone has seen the following joke: The husband told by the wife: "Buy a watermelon, if you see eggs, buy a dozen" before going out. So he went home with a dozen watermelons.