"Efforts to contact members of the group for comment have been unsuccessful." Okay okay, but what would they have said? 'Our efforts to pwn n00bs / go shoppin

"Efforts to contact members of the group for comment have been unsuccessful." Okay okay, but what would they have said? 'Our efforts to pwn n00bs / go shopping / pay off local cops have been GREAT SUCCESS!' 'At least we're not Paypal.'