I like Betrand Russell, quoting his brother-in-law He gave me various simple rules, of which I remember only two: “Put a comma every four words,” and “never

I like Betrand Russell, quoting his brother-in-law He gave me various simple rules, of which I remember only two: “Put a comma every four words,” and “never use ‘and’ except at the beginning of a sentence.” https://gmarks.org/How_I_Write.html https://gmarks.org/How_I_Write.html