> You are not George from Engineering, you are employee #3223 and you cost $x per year. I used to work for a company with nearly 300,000 employees. Our user na

> You are not George from Engineering, you are employee #3223 and you cost $x per year. I used to work for a company with nearly 300,000 employees. Our user names in Active Directory were randomly generated. So our user names were just gibberish, like "ughwyrt" I always thought that was a bad PR move on their part, but whatever