> Teaching the competence to program boils down to the training of misfits. Haha. Ohh geez, herding cats. Of course, the joke is I can have the most consiste

> Teaching the competence to program boils down to the training of misfits. Haha. Ohh geez, herding cats. Of course, the joke is I can have the most consistent, predictable engineer ever. He gives me a constant stream of ones. Always passes the test. But I don't even know what Zero means. Anyways, in the real world I've just had a major issue dumped in my lap and I just need to stop the fucking bleeding in a complex system.