That is the worst press-release I've read for years. In that it's overly wordy, lacking in information, generally hard to read, boring and left me not knowing

That is the worst press-release I've read for years. In that it's overly wordy, lacking in information, generally hard to read, boring and left me not knowing if there was an announcement of a product of not? Dreadful. Maybe Bard wrote the press-release?