~15 years ago, at a big 4 accounting firm... One of the network engineers that I became work-friends with, as he was leaving the office at 2:15 on a Friday...

~15 years ago, at a big 4 accounting firm... One of the network engineers that I became work-friends with, as he was leaving the office at 2:15 on a Friday... <Me> Man you always bail around this time, how do you get away with that? <Him> I'm a Mexican with a CCIE - what are they going to do, fire me?