If someone wants me to ever go back to an office, I’m going to need the following, at minimum. 1) ALL my co-workers are in that office when I am. There’s no po

If someone wants me to ever go back to an office, I’m going to need the following, at minimum. 1) ALL my co-workers are in that office when I am. There’s no point in going to a place if the rest of the team isn’t there. 2) Compensate me 100% for all commuting related expenses. 3) A very short commute by bicycle or subway. A short walk would be even better. 4) My own private office. With a door. A fancy door with with my name on it. The kind that detectives used to have in old movies. 5) Even when I’m not working, I am free to use the office as an extension of my personal living space for convenience. 6) Secure bicycle parking/storage. 7) Showers. 8) I am only required to work at most 4 days per week. No more than 32 hours total. 9) Lastly, pay me more than any remote job is offering.