While I'm sure many users would, I'd be shocked if, after being asked the honest scenario of "hello: we'd like to make your device permanently 1-2% less efficie

While I'm sure many users would, I'd be shocked if, after being asked the honest scenario of "hello: we'd like to make your device permanently 1-2% less efficient--which means everything you do on it will take 1-2% longer and your battery will die 1-2% sooner--so that, just in case it ever comes up, it will be easier for us (as it isn't like we need this, but it will save us some time and effort) we can use either remote telemetry from your device or work with you directly to make our product a bit faster" anywhere near most people agreed.