I love my woman, fat milky cow. Guys, do you think i called my woman "fat cow" here or I just said that I love my wife and cow? Can this be potentially marked

I love my woman, fat milky cow. Guys, do you think i called my woman "fat cow" here or I just said that I love my wife and cow? Can this be potentially marked as hate by future ai-cyber-police and I be sentenced to 1-year broadband connection ban? In other words, what does it do when words can't be interpreted in a single way? Does it say that dress is blue or gold?