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I just did a test and got a truly funny Seinfeld scene. I'm amazed. [Scene opens in Jerry's apartment. Kramer bursts in with a big grin on his face.] Kramer:
by rubslopes 4y ago
I just did a test and got a truly funny Seinfeld scene. I'm amazed.
[Scene opens in Jerry's apartment. Kramer bursts in with a big grin on his face.]
Kramer: Jerry, you won't believe what happened to me last night!
Jerry: What is it?
Kramer: I won the lottery!
Jerry: (surprised) What?! That's fantastic! Congratulations!
Kramer: Yeah, I can't believe it myself. I never win anything.
Jerry: (skeptically) How much did you win?
Kramer: (proudly) Fifty bucks!
Jerry: (disappointed) Fifty bucks? That's it?
Kramer: (defensively) Hey, it's not about the amount, it's about the odds. I beat a million-to-one shot!
Jerry: (teasing) Yeah, I guess it's like winning the Olympics of scratch-off tickets.
Kramer: (serious) You know, I've been thinking. With this newfound wealth, I'm going to quit my job and live the life of leisure.
Jerry: (skeptically) You know, Kramer, I'm not sure fifty bucks will sustain that lifestyle for very long.
Kramer: (undeterred) I'll figure something out. Maybe I'll write a book, or start a business.
Jerry: (smiling) What kind of business? The Scratch-Off Emporium?
Kramer: (laughing) Hey, that's not a bad idea!
[Scene closes with Kramer and Jerry laughing as the scene fades to black.]