You could take your $20 and buy garlic and a cross with it instead, and then you might be able to keep those fuckin' vampires at Microsoft out of your office.

You could take your $20 and buy garlic and a cross with it instead, and then you might be able to keep those fuckin' vampires at Microsoft out of your office. When you signed up for Github, did you imagine Microsoft would be selling all your code 5 or 10 years later? Do ya like ads in your file manager? How's renting a word processor on a monthly basis working out? Am I an old enough man to shake my fist at The Cloud yet? No good will come of paying Microsoft for anything, the Government didn't put them on parole for 20 years for nothin'.